How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
time to smoke my breakfast
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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