He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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