i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think a kid would responsible me up
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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