is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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