Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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