need another drink. this is the easiest way
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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