me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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