marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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