If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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