i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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