i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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