Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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