I wanna bring you to show and tell
now i know why i became what i already was.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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