I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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