ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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