Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I don't think brook has ever known best
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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