My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just invented taco cereal.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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