Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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