i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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