I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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