I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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