Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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