I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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