I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
