this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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