who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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