i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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