Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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