Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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