Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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