I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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