I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
We have started to decorate penises.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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