under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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