well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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