We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i dont even know how to be here
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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