I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
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I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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