"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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