I wannas sexs uuuuu
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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