: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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