You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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