my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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