There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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