His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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