you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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