i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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