walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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