Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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