i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I fill condoms, not promises.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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