I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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