You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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