Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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