she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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