lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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