Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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