no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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