We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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